Thursday, September 28, 2006

I feel that this guy and I are kindred spirits. He really gets me. For some reason, I've had alot of trouble uploading pictures such as this to my blog. Also, why the hell is my side bar suddenly at the bottom of the page beside a large empty space? Also, this is the second time I've written this post. Yesterday I wrote it and it wouldn't save or publish. Instead, it disappeared forever! Anyway, the blog must go on...

It was in grade ten that I was cast as "Carlotta Castanet de Santiago," an evil but flamboyant castanet dancer who used her feminine whiles to lure in unsuspecting victims of thievery. It was a fitting character...

The part included singing solos, dancing, and a character I could really sink my teeth into. The only thing missing was a wide black belt that would make the costume complete. Where oh where would I find this coveted belt? I new just the place.

It didn't take long to locate my sister's belt in her room, for I had been in there in the past "borrowing" her white, tasseled cheer leading boots, her sexy bathing suite, a cute shirt she made in home-ec, a kangaroo jacket, and much more.

Sheryl looked everywhere for that belt. How could it just disappear, she wondered...

It was closing night and we'd had a great run. The week's performances were sold out with audiences that were generous with standing ovations and laughter. I was back stage awaiting the opening of the production, freaking out about the fact that my family was in the audience and I had on the belt that I stole from my poor sister. My cast mates assured me that she would never notice from such a distance that I had her belt. Besides, I wore it backwards, so the familiar buckle was hidden conveniently at my back. All I could do was go on and hope for the best. The show went great and, after changing out of my costume, I emerged into the gymnasium to see my glowing family awaiting my arrival. They praised my and hugged me, and all the while my mind was on the belt. When it was my sister's turn, she squeezed me tight and yelled excitedly, "You were fantastic!" and then followed with, "now give me back my belt." She really could have ripped me a new one, but she didn't want to spoil my big moment, so she let me off the hook.

I don't know why I didn't just ask her when I wanted to borrow something. I guess I just thought she was sooooo cool and didn't think she'd lend me anything that was cool enough to be hers. I think it's just a little sister's job to be a pain in the ass and I was very good at being a little sister.

3 comments:

Penny said...

As a sister to four brothers and no sisters, I am truly jealous. I wanted a sister so much I begged my mom to adopt. I preferred to be the pain in the ---- little sister but would've even chosen to be the worshipped older sister. At least I have a daughter...who now "takes" things without asking and drives me crazy. I wouldn't change things for the world.

Anonymous said...

Sharon, it's time to change to the BETA Blogger. Then make a Test Blog Page and try everything THERE while keeping your original Blog. But you are afraid to start a new one isn't it? I assure you, it is so easy.

And I'm learning from you what it is to have a sister or brother. :-)

Anonymous said...

It's funny, but when things go missing these days I still have an uncontrollable compunction to check behind the clothes dryer for it. :)
Luv ya